Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Introducing Detective Herculee Pikerot


Detective Herculee Pikerot's green eyes gleamed with a strange light. After much exercise of her uncommonly few grey cells, the criminal had been deduced. It had been no easy work. The crime had been executed to near perfection. After all, it was easy for mere mortals to be taken in by the innocent demeanor of My Little Pony. But the cunning pony had reckoned without the superior intellect of Detective Pikerot. Now Scotland Yard was on its way. All that remained was to hand over the suspect. But how to detain said suspect until the Yard arrived -- tardily, as usual? Pikerot's majestic moustache quivered. In the end, there was only one method.

7 comments:

Thinking Cramps said...

Heh heh heh....that's one smart cat!!

Anonymous said...

a muser:

is pikey all geared up for college football? do you have a new hiding place for her for just before the big game? ;-) after all, what's one crosscontinental flight for a true blue wolverine fan?!!

- s.b.

crazymumma said...

can she come over and take care of our 'my little pony' collection?

what a stunning cat.....

A Muser said...

Anamika and crazymumma: Isn't she pretty? As for smartness, we often gloss over that particular subject by remarking on her high ornamental value.
s.b.: And by remarking on her value as the unofficial Buckeye mascot! If I were a Wolverine fan like you, I'd be very scared, s.b.! She's all geared up and ready to decimate those little dogs. :)))

the mad momma said...

you are tagged.

Anonymous said...

a muser:

maaan!! this pikerot is on overdrive. what have you been feeding your feline? ;-)

- s.b.

A Muser said...

s.b., Pikey's definitely in fine fettle! It must suck to be a Wolverine fan right now. My deepest sympathies.